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Oily!Unconscious!Faramir!

Ravish Write insightfully about Faramir here. Allie (Mind=gutter)

 

 

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I've been thinking about writing it from the perspective of the oil. But then again, that may get silly, outlandish, and border on the *gasp* dreaded Mary Sue.

 

 

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I've been thinking about writing it from the perspective of the oil. But then again, that may get silly, outlandish, and border on the *gasp* dreaded Mary Sue Not to mention extremely pornographic. Or maybe that's just me. I will give you a pony if you do it.

 

 

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Two ponies, and a bottle of fine Dorwinion wine. Allie

 

 

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How about from the perspective of the keeper of the storeroom? Spineless servant: Five gallons of oil! Quickly! The lord steward commands it! Storekeeper: We are in the middle of a siege. This seems a strange time to deep-fry a turkey. Spineless one: Do not question the wisdom of our lord. Make haste! The need is urgent and brooks no delay! Storekeeper: Oh, now I see--Lord Denethor will stand on the walls and hurl boiling oil upon the heads of the foe. Brilliant! We are saved! Spineless servant: Uh, yes, that's it. Just give me that cask.

 

 

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Spineless servant: Uh, yes, that's it. Just give me that cask. Allie

 

 

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Ha! Well, here's my contribution. I was wondering if I should expand it for fic purposes, but I kind of like it the way it is, short and sweet. Or short and nasty, as the case may be.

 

 

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What a hoot! And very appropriate for this challenge, I would say... One small question--is that Warden a he or a she? Branwyn

 

 

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The Warden of the Houses is a he, just like in the book. I always follow bookverse.

 

 

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I will give you a pony if you do it. Two ponies, and a bottle of fine Dorwinion wine. Now I'm going to have to try and figure out a way to do it ... damn you all! So two ponies, wine and an oiled-up future Steward, eh? Sounds like a very pervy Faramir-fancying party to me. And that just earned me a mature content warning.

 

 

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And that just earned me a mature content warning. Excellent. My evil plan is going according to --er --plan! Mwa ha ha ha ha HA.....

 

 

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*snort!* That was great. I can just imagine the two girls ogling him! It's just as well that everyone else has gone to bed, as I'm sitting here cackling over the computer ... Jay

 

 

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Remember to get your Oily! Unconscious! Faramir! stories entered soon, before it's too late!

(Sorry I'm so late with this reminder.  Life has been crazy.)

~Nienna

 

 

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