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Ravish Write insightfully about Faramir here. Allie (Mind=gutter)

 

I've been thinking about writing it from the perspective of the oil. But then again, that may get silly, outlandish, and border on the *gasp* dreaded Mary Sue.

 

I've been thinking about writing it from the perspective of the oil. But then again, that may get silly, outlandish, and border on the *gasp* dreaded Mary Sue Not to mention extremely pornographic. Or maybe that's just me. I will give you a pony if you do it.

 

Two ponies, and a bottle of fine Dorwinion wine. Allie

 

How about from the perspective of the keeper of the storeroom? Spineless servant: Five gallons of oil! Quickly! The lord steward commands it! Storekeeper: We are in the middle of a siege. This seems a strange time to deep-fry a turkey. Spineless one: Do not question the wisdom of our lord. Make haste! The need is urgent and brooks no delay! Storekeeper: Oh, now I see--Lord Denethor will stand on the walls and hurl boiling oil upon the heads of the foe. Brilliant! We are saved! Spineless servant: Uh, yes, that's it. Just give me that cask.

 

Spineless servant: Uh, yes, that's it. Just give me that cask. Allie

 

Ha! Well, here's my contribution. I was wondering if I should expand it for fic purposes, but I kind of like it the way it is, short and sweet. Or short and nasty, as the case may be.

 

What a hoot! And very appropriate for this challenge, I would say... One small question--is that Warden a he or a she? Branwyn

 

The Warden of the Houses is a he, just like in the book. I always follow bookverse.

 

I will give you a pony if you do it. Two ponies, and a bottle of fine Dorwinion wine. Now I'm going to have to try and figure out a way to do it ... damn you all! So two ponies, wine and an oiled-up future Steward, eh? Sounds like a very pervy Faramir-fancying party to me. And that just earned me a mature content warning.

 

And that just earned me a mature content warning. Excellent. My evil plan is going according to --er --plan! Mwa ha ha ha ha HA.....

 

*snort!* That was great. I can just imagine the two girls ogling him! It's just as well that everyone else has gone to bed, as I'm sitting here cackling over the computer ... Jay

 

Remember to get your Oily! Unconscious! Faramir! stories entered soon, before it's too late!

(Sorry I'm so late with this reminder.  Life has been crazy.)

~Nienna

 

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