erendis_numenorean
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10 Jan 05 7:00 PM
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Ah this is delightful! Sauron's always asking for a Sue all to himself, and why wouldn't he? He likes challenges, I'm sure a headstrong Sue would be the Mother of ALL challenges to him (minus finding a rather small hobbit by the name of Baggins)
I think one thing people fail to consider is that Sauron had to of had some dealings with the Easterlings and Southrons. Who's to say that in these alliances that some random daughters and wives weren't tossed to him for payment?
Presently I am working to make a Easterling in such a situation, with hope that I will complete it before due time.
There's a lot of ways the crazy fangirls haven't thought of yet to drive the poor overlooked Sauron mad, but of course, that might have something to do with that everyone thinks he's just a big eyeball...
"It's not easy being me," said Sauron, sending his great eye to look upon Legolas. "I can't quite comprehend as of yet why that miserable blonde elf is being chased all over Arda Marred by these "Mary-Sues" (or in some cases Marty-Sues) I thought power was a turn on. All the girls say they like the dangerous type. Why will no one be my Sue?"