Tiny AU Challenge

Orcs in Hobbiton

2. Standard-Bearer

The standard is tipping in his hand when another goblin jostles him.  "Wotcher, Ashglob!  Look alive, eh?"  Awake again but just as bored, Ashglob picks his nose. 

Norgush is talking to a Shirriff.  There used to be more of them but under Sharkey's boys their numbers have suffered considerable depreciation.  "Won't be like that now," says Norgush.  "We'll take care of everything." 

His assurance is clearly little comfort.  "It'll be tough going," the Shirriff says, a sickening fear-smile on his face.  "Been hard times here, and some are…prejudiced…against your folk."

"They'll learn to love us soon enough."

A group of the lads are drinking and laughing.  There is some creature at their feet and from time to time they lean over it or kick it.  Ashglob can hear it mewling.  One Uruk says he needs to piss.  "No need to leave for that, eh friends?"  Crude sniggers as the Uruk opens his breeches. 

Ashglob wonders if their victim is a cat or a child.  It could be either from the sound it makes, but he cannot tell from here.  "Oi, Ashglob.  It's dipping again."  He holds it high, the Great Eye flapping above him, winking in the breeze over Hobbiton.


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

In Challenges

Story Information

Author: The Lauderdale

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/12/11

Original Post: 05/17/08

Back to challenge: Tiny AU Challenge

Go to story: Orcs in Hobbiton

Keyword Search

Search for key terms in Challenge, Nuzgûl & Oliphaunt titles and descriptions.


Results are ordered alphabetically by title.