Not Happy Where We Are
1. Not Happy Where We Are
to the tune of "So Happy Together" by the Turtles
sung by Frodo and Sam (and Gollum)
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Frodo: I imagine me and you
Sam: Me too!
Frodo: Not walking anymore....
Sam: My feet are sore.
Frodo: Thinking about the Shire we love and we adore.
Both: We're not happy where we are!
(verse)
Frodo:
I'd like my easy chair and my soft bed
A warm and comfy sunny spot to lay my head
With a couple books or two I haven’t read
I'm not happy where we are!
(chorus)
Gollum(unseen): I's can't sees me hunting nobodies but you for all my life...heh heh heh (My Precious)
Frodo: I'm so glad you're with me right now....hey, Sam do you have your knife?
Sam (spoken): Of course, Mr. Frodo.
(verse)
Sam:
I'd like a nice...hm...nice cup of tea!
A dish of fried mushrooms...or two...or three!
(sigh) and enough water so that I can pee.
I'm not happy where we are!
(chorus)
Gollum(closer): I's can't sees me hunting nobodies but you for all my life (My Prrreecious...)
My Precious is calling me closer and closer for
For all my life!
Frodo and Sam:
We'd like our regular beds
And proper meals
No tramping day to day through mucky feilds
And no dirty Gollum close upon our heels
We're not happy where we are!!
Sam: La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la la-ouch ouch ouch! (sorry, Mr. Frodo)
Frodo: La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la la-la-erk--ow! (Certainly, Sam)
Both:
Not happy where we are....
We're not happy where we are...
Frodo: How is the weather?
Sam (spoken): It's starting to rain.
Gollum: heh heh heh.
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