Fight Against Mary Sue

How To Torture Mary Sues

1. How To Torture Mary Sues

   
   
   
The top five ways to torture a Mary Sue.

1) Tell the Mary Sue no one likes her. At all.
2) Start a prank war against her (rope Elrond's sons in to help - they may know some really good tricks).
3) Send her a present that turns out to be something unpleasant.
4) Tell her someone is in love with her - then give her the directions to Mordor.
5) Repeat number 4 but give her the directions to Isengard.

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Author: freedomfighter

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 04/18/07

Original Post: 04/17/07

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