The elf stalks warily through the woods
An arrow nocked to the bow
Cuts down every orc he sees
So damn fast they never know
With Gimli, hey, his elvellon
Swingin’ that sturdy dwarf-ax
You know Enemies are out of time
If the Prince is on their tracks
Another orc bites the dust
Another orc bites the dust
And another orc gone and another orc gone
Another orc bites the dust
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another orc bites the dust
How do you think you’re gonna get away
With Thranduilion on the scene?
When he runs out of Uruk-hai
He’ll be gunnin’ for Mary Sue teens
Are you scared? Well, not enough
You can never get away
He’s a deadly shot (and wicked buff)
Yeah, he practices every day
Another Sue bites the dust
Another Sue bites the dust
And another Sue gone and another Sue gone
Another Sue bites the dust
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another Sue bites the dust
Hey
Oh take it - bite the dust bite the dust
Hey Another Sue bites the dust
Another orc bites the dust ow
Another Sue bites the dust he he
Another orc bites the dust haaaa
Ooh shoot out
There are plenty of ways he can kill an orc,
A troll, or a Mary Sue
He can shoot ‘em, stab ‘em with his knife
Or use a sword to run ‘em through.
Yes, he’s ready, you know he’s ready for you
Better run for your very life
He’s got his dwarf and he’s got his bow
He don’t want a fangirl wife
Another orc bites the dust
Another Sue bites the dust
And another orc gone and another Sue gone
Another orc bites the dust yeah
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another Sue bites the dust
Shoot out
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