International Legolas Month Song Parody Palooza

Pining for Legolas

1. Pining for Legolas

   
   
   
To the tune of Chumbawamba’s Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down…)

(squealing fangirls)
We’ll be pining…
When we’re chasing…
We’ll be pining…


(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls)
Pining the night away
Pining the night awayyy…

(Casual observer)

He drinks an ent-ish drink
He drinks a wine drink
He drinks an ale drink
He drinks an elvish drink

He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:


(fangirls)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls)
Pining the night away
Pining the night awayyy…

He drinks an ent-ish drink
He drinks a wine drink
He drinks an ale drink
He drinks an elvish drink

He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

(fangirls…shoving one another)
"Oh, don't crowd me!
I can’t see!..."

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls simultaneously)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls simultaneously)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!
We’ll be pining…
When we’re chasing…
We’ll be pining…

(voices fade out)

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

   
   
   

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Author: Cheryl

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/15/04

Original Post: 06/21/04

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