International Legolas Month Song Parody Palooza

Eryn Lasgalen Elves

1. Eryn Lasgalen Elves

   
   
   
ERYN LASGALEN ELVES Fangirl: Well, the Rohirrim are hip, I really dig the way they ride, And the Gondor men with their tall White Tower They make me feel all hot inside The Shire lads are cute and really like to make things grow; And the Istari, with their mighty staffs, Bring passion straight from Valino’ I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves The Haradrim are handsome, And very handy with mumakil And the Dwarves of Lonely Mountain, They say they make…toys…with great skill, The Uruk-Hai of Orthanc know to thrust and parry right, And the Úlairi, with their cold Black Breath, They’ll keep you on your back all night… I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves For Mirkwood has the spiders, And the archers all get so toned…. I dig the flowing hair and the leggings tight On those exquisite muscles honed I been all around this Middle-earth, And I seen all kinds of guys Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back to Greenwood, Back to perfection under Varda’s skies I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves ("California Girls")

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Author: Vulgarweed

Status: General

Completion: Complete

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Last Updated: 06/09/04

Original Post: 06/09/04

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