ET's Legolas Song Parodies
2. Legolas Greenleaf (Tune: Lady Madonna)
This is sung to the tune of Lady Madonna, by the Beatles. You can find the lyrics here and a music file here.
Legolas Greenleaf
Legolas Greenleaf, women want your meat...
Wonder how you fend off your fans in heat?
How do you vanish, when they're on your scent,
Turning ev'ry stroll into a track event?
Friday Blue has canonized your fair face.
Sunday Dwim assails you 'til outrun.
Monday ET lunges for an embrace.
Run, Leggy, run!
Legolas Greenleaf, ravishingly blest,
Girls ever imagine you barely-dressed.
Du-du-du-duu dududu du-du-duu
Du-du-du-duu dududu DUU du-du du-du
Du-du-du-duu dududu du-du-duu
Run, Leggy, run!
Legolas Greenleaf, safely still unwed,
Pond'ring consequences if you hadn't fled.
Tuesday, propositions you are fending.
Wednesday Marta paws your sexy bum.
Thursday we're intent on apprehending...
Run, Leggy, run!
Legolas Greenleaf, fangirls won't retreat...
Wonder how you safeguard your bedroom suite?
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