Some Nuzguls Just Need Killin'.
7. Kingly Pleasures
author's n.b.: can't take credit for this gem. This is from the Token who is the funniest man alive. I channel him gratefully and with his consent. He even suggest I call it my own, but such sick genius deserves credit.
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