It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Some Nuzguls Just Need Killin'.

2. A Surprise for Pippin

"Lubrication is for wagon wheels and Elrond only," Gandalf scoffed with a tinkling laugh that made Pippin's hair stand on end even as a look of panic dawned across the hobbit's face at the sight of the wizard's staff vibrating before him, for he had finally realized that even though he had been generous in his own consumption of Old Winyards, there was not enough alcohol in all of Southfarthing, nay, indeed the entire Shire, to allow him the consensual oblivion to withstand what the naughty wizard had planned for him next.


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Author: M. Sebasky

Status: Beta

Completion: Work in Progress

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/18/04

Original Post: 03/14/04

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