Behind Closed Doors

Few Lusty Hobbits and Some Crimson Joys, A

Story Summary

The non-human members of the Fellowship persuade Faramir to join them for a bachelor’s night when he learns Eowyn will soon return from Edoras. But Faramir ends up taking everyone to the finest brothel in Minas Tirith, where both Faramir and Legolas make some discomforting if humorous discoveries about what women want.

Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Updated
1 Chapter One 2,702 18 Dec 07
2 Chapter Two 3,040 18 Dec 07
3 Chapter Three 3,379 27 Dec 07
Appx. Word Count 9,121  

Challenge Entries by Regina

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Challenge Type Title Entered
WWI Poets Challenge Oliphaunt Whisper of Thunder, A December 02, 2012
WWI Poets Challenge Oliphaunt Cover Him with Violets December 02, 2012
WWI Poets Challenge Oliphaunt Blood Poppy December 02, 2012
WWI Poets Challenge Closed Blood Poppy April 08, 2005
WWI Poets Challenge Closed Whisper of Thunder, A November 11, 2004
WWI Poets Challenge Closed Cover Him with Violets June 05, 2004
Great Books of M-e Closed Upon An Ocean Blue March 28, 2004
Behind Closed Doors Closed Few Lusty Hobbits and Some Crimson Joys, A March 04, 2004
Pirate's Life's for M-e, A: The Corsairs of Umbar Closed Upon An Ocean Blue March 04, 2004
Don't Worry, Be Happy Closed Capturing a White Queen January 04, 2004
Harvest Home Onlist Challenge Closed Perfect Pie, A November 22, 2003
Tar-Miriel Closed And These Pearls That Were Her Eyes September 14, 2003
Quickies Qtr 3, 2003 Closed Ring of Fire July 12, 2003
Mother's Day Challenge Closed Child of My Heart June 16, 2003

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Story Information

Author: Regina

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 12/27/07

Original Post: 03/04/04

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